Coach Kleats, busted for . . . something. Go HERE.
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The most thunderstruck seems to be Big Moose. Speechless with shell shock. Or is he just faking it?
Dude.
Jughead is baked.
And, Weatherbee! Stand up straight, slacker!
“Archie fixed it all when he taught the coach to ‘Smile and show your teeth’” … I guess that explains it. Wait- WHAT?!? Reggie is clearly involved in some kind of steroids thing, and that is what Jughead is baked on…
Jughead’s missing thought balloon: Dude!… That is so harsh, man.
Obviously, the coach’s wife discovered his stash of “art” photographs and kicked him out of the house months ago. That explains the suitcases–he’s been living in the athletics offices since then. Not to mention needing something to disguise the camera equipment he’s scarpering with…
Hey, Riverdale is a small town. Once they catch you smiling, you’re washed up. Might as well grab the next Greyhound to Anywhereelseville.
Jughead is actually the only funny Doonesbury character, but he left after the pilot was filmed. Said he couldn’t work with those losers.
Looks like Weatherbee was once one of the mobsters from the Guardian comics. Why? PURPLE SUIT!! That or he is borrowing The Joker’s wardrobe.
Jughead should register that nose as a deadly weapon. I’m pretty certain he could puncture a heart or go right through an eye into your brain with it.
The coach–framed! Riverdale’s sixty-year unbeaten streak–threatened! Principal Weatherbee–in a purple suit!
This looks like a job for…the Newsboy Legion!
What’s with Principle Weatherbee’s stance? Is he leaning on Moose? Is he working his quads?
Agreed that Jughead is baked, maybe we’re seeing the world through his eyes…”The colors, Man!”
Mr. Weatherbee’s stance may be an effect of his shoes being on the wrong feet.