Best Cheese Commercial Ever

Never have you experienced so many conflicting emotions in the course of one short bit. Prepare yourself for a moment of wondering what we have come to that we use this to sell cheese! And then . . . well.
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37 Responses to “Best Cheese Commercial Ever”

  1. swschrad says:

    I like a cheese that bites back.

  2. Rich Cox says:

    My wife has always said: “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”.

  3. covvie says:

    Nice. Wifey gets to see this in the morning. She’s the one who usually finds the dead mouse in the overturned trap in the cupboard. I sets ‘em, she gets — a quick look, blanches, and calls for me to take this disgusting thing out to the railroad bed at the back of the property.

  4. Seattle Dave says:

    That’s about the best use of a Carpenters’ song I’ve ever seen.

  5. Paul says:

    I watched it on a PC without speakers. I don’t recommend trying it. It’s very disturbing that way.

  6. RPD says:

    Strangely this commercial leaves me with no urge to go purchase cheese.

  7. Grebmar says:

    Actually, peanut butter works better than cheese.

  8. Nivaya says:

    Seems to be an advertising trend at the moment. Mice and traps and the kind of mousetraps that are hard to find anymore.
    They’ve just started airing an advert for a low fat cheese here in the UK in a slightly similar vein. But more upbeat :D (which is unusual because so many of our adverts are such /downers/)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U07N7RW9BNE

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  10. Jennifer says:

    Nolans…now with added steroids.

    (Plus I’m also reminded of the altoids print ads. Tagline is a bit too similar.)

  11. Jimmy H says:

    RPD
    “Strangely this commercial leaves me with no urge to go purchase cheese.”
    Ditto.

  12. Kim says:

    I almost didn’t watch the whole thing; it was very disturbing.

    But I sure won’t forget the name of that cheese.

    Jim Morrison selling cheese. With Karen Carpenter. Followed by Survivor. It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world these days!

  13. Bonnie_ says:

    I need therapy now.

  14. wiredog says:

    A very disturbing, but funny mousetrap photo via Gene Weingarten at the WaPo.

  15. rbj says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but I thought it was funny. And I can’t stand Survivor. That song needs to be locked away for 100 years.

    At one point after college I was living in Poughkeepsie, NY. Some mice decided to move in with us. At first I thought it was cute, and would be a great way to help with chicks — hey, look at the cute mice living with us. But then they started leaving pellets on the kitchen counters. I immediately went out and got mouse traps. And had no guilty feelings.

  16. Kristin says:

    @RPD: Strangely this commercial leaves me with no urge to go purchase cheese.

    I am interested in finding out just how strong this cheese is now. But I’m not happy with the way they jerked my emotions around.

  17. DensityDuck says:

    Meh. Cute idea, but they carry the joke out too far at the end. They should have gone with the operatic, dramatic, slow-build music, with the mouse straining to raise the bar off itself, and eventually the whole trap just explodes off of him and there’s a triumphant “AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!” in the chorus. “Nolan Cheese. It can make anything possible.”

  18. DryOwlTacos says:

    Nolan Cheese just sealed the deal that I will never buy any of their product. Ever!

  19. The Dread Pirate Neck Beard says:

    Why’d they have to sync the lifts to the musical strikes? Have they no souls? It’s like little kids who think you have to hit all the strings on the guitar every time.

  20. T. Robert Wolfram says:

    Ok, I thought the slogan was going to be: Nolan Cheese. Worth dying for. But I’m not a huge fan of mice or cheese.

  21. ArganikMark says:

    If only Karen Carpenter had eaten some Nolan Cheese….

  22. Best. Commercial. EVER. Somebody, please put a link to this so I can send it to my son (yes, I’m a Luddite; sorry!).

  23. Never mind! Figured it out. Yay, me.

  24. Artisticulated says:

    Good to see that Stuart Little can still get work.

  25. ArganikMark
    January 21st, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    If only Karen Carpenter had eaten some Nolan Cheese….

    I laughed.
    I feel guilty.
    But that was funny.
    Thoughtless and unfeeling.
    But funny.

  26. Bookworm says:

    Considering there is no actual product called Nolan’s Cheese, as far as I can tell, those of you who don’t want to buy it should have no difficulty. *grin*

  27. ken lay says:

    as someone who creates advertising, and loves strong cheese, i want to say thank you. thank you for posting that. i will send you more money.

  28. Nolan Cheese!
    We’re creating the indestructible mouse of the future!
    Soon, they will be setting traps for us!

  29. Tony Dickson says:

    Looks like the Madison Avenue guys are still getting plastered on the job.

  30. Susan Humeston says:

    That’s very disturbing – poor creature – when we find cruelty or death funny there’s something wrong.

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  33. Chris says:

    Disturbing? You all are seriously disturbed by this? Yikes.

  34. Mickey says:

    You have to wonder how many mice they actually killed to get that commercial finished. Or maybe it only took one mouse – they finished the “live” ending first, and then “offed” the little guy for the earlier death shot. Something suggests that this wasn’t actually a big budget computer graphics production – more like a disposable $5.89 pet shop mouse squeakoff. May the little varmint rest in peace.

  35. shesnailie says:

    _@_v – link to video for those who want to download it…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqlQS5CCmwI

  36. GardenStater says:

    @Susan Humeston: “That’s very disturbing – poor creature – when we find cruelty or death funny there’s something wrong.”

    Ummm, Susan? It wasn’t a real mouse. Just a little FYI.

    And that ad was damned funny.