The Royaltini, a new cocktail for Eurotrash:

Burns going down, but at least there’s applause when you’re done throwing up.

Let “Glorious Hot Roll” be your new euphemism this week. For what, well, it’s up to you:

Man, that is . . .

Oh, yeah? Well, wait until credulity [...]

I miss cheap Chinese graphics.

Beavis goes uptown:

Okay, uh, yeah.

Somewhere out there, there’s an internet model not getting royalties for this.

There was also one called U Da Bomb. Same idea applies: no, bomb, you are da bomb. And you, Uncle Sam? You are da man.

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