When you're a kid you don't realize the difference between ads and PSAs; you figure the Public Service Announcements are aired out of philanthropy. Good-heartedness. The station is tell you something helpful or useful. Thank you, valued member of the community!

Eh. They couldn't sell the spot so they let the network PSA run.

 

 

 

Confused young hippies: see the world with the new mod Navy
     
   

The days when a pack of cigarettes was a unit of monetary comparison

     
   
Oh, and don't smoke
     
   

Did you say God? Who said God?

     
   

Today's false choice brought to you by George C. Scott, and the Ad Council

     
   

Say, that heroin pusher you know? Turn him in, 'kay?

     
   

Don't ignore your kids! Didn't you hear that "Cat's in the Cradle Song"?

     
   

Damn wimmen libbers

     
   

Get a natural high from waxing your car

     
   

Soulful blood pressure advice

     
   
Hal Linden seconds George C. Scott
     
   
The world has largely forgotten Stanley Myron Handelman
     
   
Women! Be a Marine
     
   
Funky git-down Marines
     
   
Dinosaurs? In my Scientific Institute?
     
   
There's a drought in Africa.
     
   
Do you smoke? (PAUSE)
     
   
Finally: I don't know how it gets better than this duo.