The Young Sophisticates - from Barnsville USA!
Barnsvlle? There's a Barnsville in Minnesota; don't think it's the same place. Why would anyone name a dress company after a City of Barns? Even if it connotes honest Midwest virtues, you're still talking about barns with animals who crap in the hay.
crease-shy uncrushable viscose rayon, which connotes a bewitching blend of shyness and indominable spirit.
crease-shed rayon, which suggests the creases have already been dealt with.