I'll bet "SAILCLOTH" is pretty thick. Wouldn't make sense if it's some goassamer stuff that dissolves when the wind blows hard.

"Stunning decorator burlap." Oh, the nightmare of the 70s was a long time abornin'.

All of those patterns on the top half are ugly. Unless you can prove that pink-and-turquoise circus scenes are some brilliant stylistic invention that rivals the invention of perspective, don't argue.