Welcome to the Sheraton Warren, conveniently located on the famous, glittering expanse of Eight Mile Road. The exact address is 11777 on the aforementioned road. There's a narrow amount of room for hotel space between Groesbeck and Van Dyke, and there's nothing in the area today that looks like a motel.

I wonder if the map was wrong, and sent people to the wrong place? Well, just keep driving. It's Detroit. What's the worst that could happen?