"I don't know," he said to his wife. "It says it's a four-bar Panorama window. I only see three bars."

"Maybe it's the light," his wife said. "I don't know why it matters. It's a lovely house and we can afford it."

"It's not that," he said. "If they'll say it's a four bar and it's not a four bar in the picture, what else isn't the way they describe it?"

"I'm sure it's just fine!"

"How do we know those are really Accordofold doors? It could be any brand."

"Are you serious?"

(husband smiles, throws keys on the table) "Closed on it this morn."