Meanwhile, back in New York, a man on a first date realizes that his date is indeed "kooky," as their mutual friend said.

"She's mad, mad, mad! Rides to the opera on a scooter. Keeps a lion cub for a pet. Rolls her own cigarettes."

She's an irrepressible imp.

She will leave you for a guy who looks like Dick Shawn. Parker Posey will play her in the movie version of the ad.