A new panel for the Minneapolis Tribune.

The only question: how long can he keep it up? It’s a great premise, inasmuch as it’s infinitely flexible. Character studies. There’s no shortage of those.

What did he choose for the inaugural entry? This.

He has bad breath and pimples and gaps between his teeth - it’s really astonishing he expects to secure sexual congress. She has tired feet and feels as if she’s coated with oil after a day behind the counter. It’s also astonishing she doesn’t pour hot coffee in the laps of these pests.