Don't even think of testing them out in someone else's barnyard. C'mon, now. Use your own. You'll see for yourself: when you want a shoe that stays dry and comfortable when you're up to your ankles in horse crap, this is the one.

In those days you could say "your barnyard," because half the country still lived on the farm, or near one, or had someone else's farm carried away by strong winds and deposited in their backyard.