Why, let's all take our blind child for a lark by letting her steer our head by gripping the hair and the ear, shall we? I can see how they'd want to appeal to fathers to have yank-worthy hair, but it looks painful, and you can infer she was steering him by using his tie, too. No, honey, don't, Daddy can't - breathe - no, hon - let GO, DAMMIT - oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here, grab daddy's hair. That's right. Yank it good and hard. I'm sorry.