t's not only lithiated, it's ultra-violent-ray treated water that's been subjected to pin-point carbonation! Drink it all by itself as a quenching, refreshing drink that won't make you think about champagne that gave you that wonderful, delightful feeling, no, not at all.
Note how the Depression has its hooks in: even the Best People are being thrifty. So don't hate 'em. They're in the same boat as you.
The Best People! The last time that term was used without sarcasm was during the rule of the Optimates in the Roman Republic, and even then some people had a little sneer when they said it.
Lithiated, btw, refers to "lithia," something found in underground spring water. Also known as Lithium.