She was blind for a month.

Shortly after this picture was taken, the child confessed to knocking over the First National with the GooGoo Gang.

It truly is a new world: floodlamps that last for hours. We can scoff at their clumsy setups, but yourself in the position of a mid-30s shutterbug. Lighting and night-time shots – why, that was for the pros, and you’re just a dabbler. Now new advances in technology allow you to learn! “Gauging distances, placing subjects, arranging lights.”

“You get good pictures, too.”

Apparently that was a secondary consideration.