Prohibition is over! Now let's put Grandpa in the other room and let him eat an entire bird by himself. Oh, don't worry, he'll have a window, he can see us all. We tried to have him eat with the rest of us last year, but he gets drunk and his teeth slip and the children complain. Anyway, this works out for everyone! Let's toast the back of his head.

(I actually received a letter from someone explaining that I had it all wrong, that's a mirror behind him.)