When you think Speed Cooking with Soup, you think Miriam Hopkins, I guess. This original dinner is something she suggests, and while the Minnesotan in me is proud to see Hormel get some glamour on its side, I really don't want to think about Asparagus Mushroom Rabbit. At all. Ever.

Her credits do not include a film with the title "A Woman's Touch," as the ad says; perhaps it was retitled. I don't think they cancelled movies unless everyone was jailed on morals charges. Even then they hung on to the negative for foreign markets.