All the men want to kiss a girl who tastes like Chesterfields! Not that they notice. Hell, everyone tastes like Chesterfields or Sen-Sen or burned coffee these days.

I don’t know why the guys are making sales pitches; she already has one. And trust me, brothers: “Taste Better” works more than “Milder.” The latter makes you seem like a soft sister. Well, toots, if it’s mild you want, you know who’s your fella.

Note how she’s looking at milder, but the cigarette’s poised for ignition by Taste Better.